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16 hours ago on May 25th, 2013 | J | 468 notes

satans-sparklydildo:

I was on the toilet at school, then the fire alarm bell rang and let me tell you I shit myself

19 hours ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 33 notes

imthejesusofsuburbia:

the reason high school is so difficult is because ned never made a guide for anything past 8th grade

1 day ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 98,078 notes

skipthestigma:

ktbakerstreet:

#the fuck u say about my box

I LOVE HER SHE IS SO UNIMPRESSED BY THE DOCTOR AND HE DOESN’T UNDERSTAND HOW

1 day ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 88,403 notes

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

defeatbean:

chill out supernatural fandom, it’s not like the sky is falling

OH WAIT

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1 day ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 10,128 notes

pizza:

jeremymckinnonbuttblog:

lets make a test

who is easier to summon

1. Pizza?

2. Yahoo Staff?

3. Vegans?

4. Satan?

lets wait and see the result

ha ha ha i win

1 day ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 10,469 notes

theachievementblog:

dirksbots:

Barbara’s dad made a gavin free pun

*Barbara’s older brother

1 day ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 415 notes

tiaraa14:

the-holl0w:

givemehellorgivemedeath:

smile-youre—beautiful—darling:

suicideisjustthebeginningg:

Today marks one year that Olivia Jane Penpraze has been gone.
One whole year. Thats 365 days. Days we have gone without her smile. Hanging out with her. One year its been since we heard her laugh, her voice. Seen her smile. All we are left with is the precious memories we hold so close to our hearts. 
Its has been 12 of the longest months that her friends and family have been without her. But not only those who knew her personally, like myself. But those here, on tumblr. 
Liv, I remember everything about you. The way you smiled, the way you laughed. But also the way how so quiet you could be, and petite about everything you ever did. You are the most gorgeous girl, friend, anyone could of ever of asked for. You were taken away from us so suddenly, and now you’re on a new adventure- in a whole new world. We miss you so much. Please stay safe, beautiful. I love and miss you everyday,

“Please talk to your friends when they show signs of a mental illness, because you can save their life! That’s all I ask of everyone.. because no one saved me” - Olivia Jane Penpraze

Rest In Paradise, beautiful. Forever in our hearts.
02/02/1993 - 03/04/2012

rest in peace love <3

she was so beautiful, rest in peace Olivia <3

That last gif though rip

1 day ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 7,624 notes
hobolunchbox:

Super Mario.

hobolunchbox:

Super Mario.

1 day ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 18,049 notes

phoenixfaust:

sassbenderr:

trendy-blog:

the best feeling in the world is when you finish your homework early and you take a shower and you get to crawl into bed and surround yourself in blankets and pillows at 9:30 and go on your laptop and listen to music and take acid tabs until you begin hallucinating that satan is with you and allow him to guide you into killing your friends and family and eating their flesh before you sacrifice yourself to his domain

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mostly reblogging for that gif

1 day ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 131,895 notes
1 day ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 31,607 notes
sassykittykicksaves:

kellin-plus-vic:

pierce-the-virgins:

ksantarcangelo:

and they say Canadians are nice.

oh no those are the french canadians, we don’t talk about them, majority of them hate the english 

yeah even the rest of canada doesn’t like them 

sassykittykicksaves:

kellin-plus-vic:

pierce-the-virgins:

ksantarcangelo:

and they say Canadians are nice.

oh no those are the french canadians, we don’t talk about them, majority of them hate the english 

yeah even the rest of canada doesn’t like them 

1 day ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 15,901 notes

happyfunballxd:

50shadesofsolkat:

skrillidex:

mom, dad, im roosterteeth

the bible said adam and eve not adam and swiss fucking cheese

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1 day ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 16,605 notes

ronaldreagay:

started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse

1 day ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 31,305 notes

xaynmalik:

#$wagfarewellreuniontour

2 days ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 6,281 notes